FUNNY VALENTINE ALTERNATIVES

well,it's that time again....fat babies in soggy diapers shooting people in the back with love arrows, hold on while i puke.As with all men it's time to put up or run. Since running away seems nice,and "cheaper",I have come up with some interesting "low cost" alternatives to buying stupid diamonds or flowers.During these gloomy,dreary economic times...Your female counterpart shouldn't expect