STINK POWER SCALE

USE THIS SCALE TO GRADE A "STINK"POWER LEVEL :1 = PUPPY FART2 = WIFE'S OR HUSBAND'S BREATH3 = GRANDMA4 = GRANDMA'S DIAPER5 = RUNNING A MARATHON WITH TUNA SHOVED BETWEEN YOUR TOES6 = CAROL CHANNING'S MOIST DIAPER7 = FUNGUS UNDER A HOBO'S BIG TOENAIL ...WASHED DOWN WITH A FLAT PEPSI8 = SWEATY GORILLA WITH DIARRHEA9 = SAME GORILLA WIPING HIS "SACK" WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSHAND FINALLY ...... # 10SEND ME